May the odds be never in your favor.
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
Found this fingerpuppet in my bag. He looks familiar?
So I heard it’s Earth Day
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED